he's baking cakes inside our souls

December 2011

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mcdammit:

I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.

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• Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
• student: you mean semen is like sugar?
• Biology Teacher: yeah basically
• me: doesn't taste like..
• Biology Teacher:
• me:
• student:
• Biology Teacher:
• me:
• student:
• me: whoops

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