June 2012
“Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever.
How does it even work?
“You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.”
Did you…..did you win?
- Girls logic: Yes I'm upset but I don't want to tell you what's wrong so I'll just sit here getting mad at you because you're supposed to guess what's wrong.
“This is the greatest innovation in postal-flavored technology since those stamps I got from that guy at the Phish concert that made me taste sound.”
—Stephen Colbert
I don't understand straight men who slut-shame women.
Let me get this straight: you want women to have sex with you, but you don’t want them to want to have sex with you?
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
OMG SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
